--Isms

SOCALISM: - YOU HAVE TWO COWS YOU KEEP ONE AND GIVE ANOTHER TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR.

COMMUNISM: -YOU HAVE TWO COWS GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND GIVES YOU MILK.

FASCISM: - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND SELLS YOU MILK.

CAPITALISM: - YOU HAVE TWO COWS SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL.

NAZISM: YOU HAVE TWO COWS, GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH AND SHOOTS YOU.